Homegirl Suffers Setback in Knitting Olympics
Kitty covers her face in horror at the moment our Knitting Olympian discovers that, due to a gross mathematical error, the sleeves she was working on in tandem would fit an orangutan. Leaving her with no choice but to rip them out back to the ribs, our Olympian had to start over but remains determined to finish her sweater by the Closing Ceremony.
In a related incident, the world's largest dust bunny escaped from behind the sofa and made a get-away attempt down the hallway. "I didn't think she'd notice. There are so many of us running around ever since the Olympics started." said the dust bunny on the way to the garbage can.